- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Potassium? K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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