- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

star wars kid

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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