- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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