- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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