What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

A bar walks into a man

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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