Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

I? Everett

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