- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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