- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Communism hehe xd

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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