Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Peas

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

The FCC

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

I have cancer. And you're next.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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