where's mom I killed her

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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i saw amango it splootered

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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penis

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

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