- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

knock knock... ...no answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A russian gives away vodka.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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