What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Peas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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