What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

knock knock... ...no answer

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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