- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

diarrhea.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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