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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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