Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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your life

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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cory

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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