So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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