A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Dwight Howard

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A black man walks out of a police station

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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