A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Beka has AIDS

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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