- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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