What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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