A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Yellow People !!

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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No it doesnt..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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