A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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