- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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