A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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