You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

He--Hey guys

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Grace Ackerson

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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