- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Im taking a shit right now.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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