roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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