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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Gordon Brown smiles.

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