- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are red.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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