Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

One, two, three, four and five

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I just threw up..In my pants.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Please ignore this statement.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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