Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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