A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

hashtags suck balls

A miserable man committed suicide.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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