Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

I <3 Hitler

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

I had a submarine.... once

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Knock, knock. Come in.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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