- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Knock knock, COME IN!

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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