- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

gay pom...

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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