What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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