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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

you will like this because i am black.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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