Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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