- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Your Mom

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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