- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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