What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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civil rights

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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A Serbian Film

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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