- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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