- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What's white and gluey Glue

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