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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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