Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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