I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Anti Joke

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