What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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