sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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