- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Eric is gay Ha

someone called someone else a frog

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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