- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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