Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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