Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Pickles

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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