Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

whats white and sticky glue

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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