whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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