I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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