- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

You know what's catchy? A cold

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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