What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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