A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

my wife out of the kitchen

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why can't jokes spit?

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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