- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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