Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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