A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Yes

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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