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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a police station

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

How you know when dislextic

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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