- Anti Joke

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

ure mama's so fat

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

My spelling is horrible

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.