- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

time to spruce up!

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

I have a really funny joke.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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