Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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A van drives into a car.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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