- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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