An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Get on the boat.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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