What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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