What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Anti Joke

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