What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Haha, I get it..

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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