- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

white or wheat? wheat please.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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