- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Your girlfriend.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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