- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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