LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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