How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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