- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Knock knock... Home invasion

Hej Erik och Leo!!

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

deez nuts

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

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