- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Diarrhea

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Your Mom!!!

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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