- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Diarrhea

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

123 f*ck off

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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