Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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