Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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