Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Your Mom!!!

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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