Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

what is the world worst joke? this one

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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