Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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