- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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