- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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