We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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