Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Your're racist.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Anti Joke

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