- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

404 Error: Joke not found

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A penis walks into a bar..

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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