whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Badabing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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