- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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