- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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