How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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are u black unlucky

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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