Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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