Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What's brown and sticky A stick

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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