- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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