Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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