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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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12/23/2012

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Badabing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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