- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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