- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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