- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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