- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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