Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

HELLO EVERYONE

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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