"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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