Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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