- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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