How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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