Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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american idol

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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