How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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