- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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