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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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