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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

guess what? bannanas

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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