- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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