What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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WILLYS

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Poker face

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Anti Joke

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