how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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