- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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