- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away