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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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