- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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