- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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