Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

yolo your orange looks orange

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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