- Anti Joke

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.