So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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dallen loves penis

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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cory is gay

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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