- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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