Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

your so fat. your fat!

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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