- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

I like school Said no one ever.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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