kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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