Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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